Meet your average tired guy. Long day, low energy, zero game.He stumbles into a bar, orders a drink. The bartender — a dead-serious robot — says, “Careful, it’s horse strength.”He drinks it anyway. Boom — he's a full-blown party stallion.Mane flowing, hooves grooving, ladies cheering.He came in burned out. He’s leaving as the main event.

A lion sits quietly by a lake, fishing… and dreaming. His biggest wish still hasn’t come true.Suddenly — a tug! He reels in a golden fish.She whispers: “Let me go, and I’ll grant your wish.”The lion grins: “I want to be a superstar DJ.”She chants: “One, two, three — DJ Leo, set yourself free!”Boom — Leo’s behind the decks in sleek shades, spinning vinyl.The crowd goes wild...